How will the person above you be glomped?

It is a simple game. You post something about the person above detailing unusual and elaborate ways they can be glomped.

Example:
You walk down the street one day and out of nowhere, flying 50 feet in the air, comes an atomic bomb dropping right on top of your location. You are able to dodge the missile itself, but are surprised when it does not explode. The next thing you know, the front panel of the bomb opens up and a blinding light pours out. A shadowy figure appears before you, and runs toward you. You attempt to escape but it is no use. You have been glomped.

So the game will start with the person who posts how I will be glomped. Have fun peoples.

You look out the window to see a black van.
You panic you run out into the backyard and burry yourself in the ground using your pre-digged escape hole.
You wait and hear footsteps and then hear them say: DURKA DURKA LIZZO08 IS Pawsome
after hearing them say this you feel relaxed so you jump out of the hole only to find your enemy "durkastan"!
He then pulls out a pistol and says im'a slap a -femanist!- and shoots you in the face however he misses the first shot and just destroys your nose then he shoots you in the head.
He tbags you.
You have been glomped

You sit on a bench just underneath a bullet train.
At 3:05pm, the train whizzes by above your head at nearly 80mph.
You begin to see a shadow appear above you.
You look up only to see the shadow is Mr. X, who has jumped off of the high-speed train and is bearing down onto you.
You try to escape, but it is too late.
You are high-speed glomped by Mr. X, and are hospitalized.

You have been glomped.

You are watching tv.
You hear a strange noise outside.
You go to investigate it.
You relise that this is how all horror movies start.
You realise that in horror movies when they come to that relisation they turn around to see somthing behind them.
You panic.
Your frozen on the spot from fear.
You than decide to turn around.
You turn around only to see lizzo08 holding a cake.
You have a peice.
Its filled with glomp juice.
You have been glomp poisend

You begin recording your everyday life on a video camcorder.
You soon receive a white ragdoll from a child.
Soon after, you start to have hallucinations of a tall suited man lurking around you.
You begin to have chronic fits of coughing.
You pass out, only to wake up somewhere you have never been, and have no idea how you got there.
You have a constant feeling like you are being watched.
One night, on your way home, you spot a man in a white mask.
He runs from you.
You chase after him.
You follow him down a long dark alleyway.
He takes a sharp left and disappears, but there is no where you could have gone.
You notice your camera is on the fritz again - something which had been happening since you received the ragdoll from the child.
You slowly turn around.
A tall man in a suit stands before you.
He glomps you.
Slenderman Glomp.

after reading the above post you begin to see things and hear things around your room.
You -poop!- yourself.
Self-glomped.
(based on a false story)

Hehe..
-Envy661

glomped by a horny donkey
(based off of a true story)

You go down to your kitchen to get something from the refrigerator. Opening the door, you are randomly passed the orange juice by an arm inside the fridge. Thinking nothing of it, you close the door, take a drink right from the carton, stand there for 15 or so seconds before opening the door again in alarm. I leap out and glomp you.

Glomped by a defrosted X. ;3

You stick your tounge in a high powered metalic fan.
It cuts it off.
You run to the hospital but they cant understand you.
You make a pool of blood to lie in.
Inside the bloodpool theres a note.
It says : you have been glomped.
You have been glomped

You take the midnight train going anywhere.
The train derails 50 miles from departure.
You end up near a dark forest.
You decide to take a walk through said forest.
You hear rustling of bushes and noises in the dark.
You look around and see nothing.
You keep going deep into the forest.
You hear music so you head toward it.
You find an outdoor club in the middle of the woods.
You walk out onto the dance floor.
The DJ isn't there at the moment.
He's behind you.
And he glomps you.

You have been glomped.

Glomped by an Angel

Envy661 wrote:Glomped by an Angel

lazy glomp




Im Pawsome (testing word filter)

Glomped by a kamikaze Door-to-door Salesman.

The sound of a huey is heard, seventeen soldier rush out. They each atke one of the corridors in groups of three and you in the group of two. You are forced to split at a fork in the hall, and you walk into a room with a bed and a fireplace. you see a chair, and you approach it. as you rish forward to check it you lose balance and fall over. you see a tiger on top of you, rubbing against your arm. You realise it's your team meber, but it's too late...

You have just been glomped.

you see a falling brick.
you try to catch it.
with your teeth.
painfull glomp

You write a post on furforum detailing someone being glomped and happily submit it.
You read the last sentence with a smile.
Reading the previous sentence, your smile fades.
Alarmed by the preceding sentence, you shrug it off and try and calm down.
You read the last sentence as panic rises within you, you look around for anyone who may be there, failing to look up at the ceiling.
You look up at the ceiling, you see nothing out of the ordinary.
Panicked you get up and leave the room, abandoning this sentence mid way.
You run outside into the street and are immediately glomped by an X.

I CAN SEE YOUR FATE Glomp.

Justin Beiber glomps you into a pit of lava.

The Beib Glomp.

After seing somone being beib-glomped you commit susicide in pity for them.
Self-pity-glomp

A Giant Mecha standing nearly ten stories tall rams into you at full speed.
Mobile Suit Glompdum.

Master cheif jumps out of a pelican in orbit.
You break his fall.
Super-soldier glomp

You walk down the street.
You are glomped by someone you know really well and who is accustomed to glomping you.

Not out of the ordinary at all glomp.

You are in a library, reading a book, when you make a stupid comment. You see a girl approach with a book, but before you can run, you're glomped with the book. Maka glomp.

You get Crysis 2, put it in, start playing it, and are Glomped by the sheer epicness of it.

Epic Glompamentajo.

You get a small apartment in the gang infested H-town, A.K.A. houston. You move into a small keidran neighborhood, and three days after you move in, a gang van rools up. You open your door to see what it's about and are glomped by a keidran with a red shirt and blue pants on.
Glompsta'd.

Trying to dodge a glomp from a lonely robot, it fires a rocket into your chest.

500MP/H Glomp o' pain!